This ainβt your grandpaβs monetary policy. This psychedelic eagle is tripping balls, printing money, and pulling liquidity outta portals you canβt even see. Inspired by a hallucination during a rate hike.
Printed on a soft, midweight 100% ring-spun cotton tee. Pre-shrunk. Retail fit. Side seams. Shoulder taping. Itβs like wearing quantitative easing.
Unisex sizing from S to 3XL β whether youβre built like Jerome Powell or a sentient mushroom, this shirt adjusts for all body inflation.
Perfect for:
πͺ Buying dips
π Spiritual awakenings
π Blaming the Fed for your poor life choices
πΈ And telling strangers you understand economics (you donβt)
This shirt will not raise rates⦠but it will raise eyebrows.
The only taper tantrum here is when itβs sold out.
