😵‍💫 QUANTITATIVE EASE YOUR MIND 😵‍💫

This ain’t your grandpa’s monetary policy. This psychedelic eagle is tripping balls, printing money, and pulling liquidity outta portals you can’t even see. Inspired by a hallucination during a rate hike.

Printed on a soft, midweight 100% ring-spun cotton tee. Pre-shrunk. Retail fit. Side seams. Shoulder taping. It’s like wearing quantitative easing.

Unisex sizing from S to 3XL — whether you’re built like Jerome Powell or a sentient mushroom, this shirt adjusts for all body inflation.

Perfect for:

🪙 Buying dips

🍄 Spiritual awakenings

📉 Blaming the Fed for your poor life choices

💸 And telling strangers you understand economics (you don’t)

This shirt will not raise rates… but it will raise eyebrows.

The only taper tantrum here is when it’s sold out.