(The shirt Warren Buffett would wear if he hit a dab pen)
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee feels like your favorite hoodie got reincarnated as a cloud. Pre-shrunk so it doesn’t pull a rug on you after one wash. Midweight. Retail fit. Side seams tighter than your stop-loss.
The artwork features a dude who clearly just discovered dividends and delta-8 at the same time. He’s chill. He’s confident. He’s liquid.
Unisex sizing from S to 3XL — fits you whether you’re value investing or just vibing with no plan.
Perfect for:
📉 Deep dips and deeper hits
📊 Buying low, flying high
🍃 Ignoring macroeconomics
🧠 Explaining EBITDA while coughing
This is not just a shirt. This is a lifestyle hedge.
